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[ti:Textmergency]
[length:02:52.15]
[re:www.megalobiz.com/lrc/maker]
[ve:v1.2.3]
[00:01.15]Textmergency
[00:07.90]Time is running out
[00:10.65]You’ve got to act now
[00:13.15]Stay one step ahead
[00:14.40]Of that moronic text somehow
[00:17.65]
[00:20.16]There’s no turning back
[00:21.15]Here in the danger zone
[00:22.15]You’ve got to manually delete that text
[00:24.15]From that dude’s cell phone!
[00:27.66]
[00:28.15]Thank you, officers!
[00:29.15]Good luck, Rebecca!
[00:29.40]
[00:30.15]It's a—
[00:31.40]Textmergency
[00:32.41]
[00:32.65]Baby, can’t you see?
[00:34.40]Textmergency
[00:36.65]That term just occurred to me
[00:39.65]It’s gonna catch on instantly!
[00:41.64]Wait, what about
[00:42.40]Textastrophe?
[00:44.40]That sounds better to me!
[00:47.41]Textastrophe!
[00:48.90]That could really spread virally!
[00:51.40]I prefer textmergency
[01:03.41]I accidentally texted my mother-in-law
[01:05.40]A picture of my erection
[01:07.90]I once group texted my whole staff
[01:10.15]About my yeast infection!
[01:12.65]Exactly! It’s so relatable
[01:14.40]That’s why I coined the phrase:
[01:16.65]
[01:16.90]Textastrophe!
[01:18.90]That’s the meme, don’t you agree?
[01:21.90]All due respect
[01:23.40]Textmergency
[01:25.65]Is the better term, Miss C
[01:29.40]Hmmm, I wanna go with
[01:30.65]Textastrophe
[01:32.39]I already put it on Urban Dictionary
[01:38.40]
[01:38.66]You fools! It doesn’t matter what it’s called.
[01:39.89]That’s right, it’s me, the ghost of Steve Jobs!
[01:44.15]What matters is that I control your lives from the grave!
[01:46.65]Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones
[01:49.90]ha ha ha ha ha!
[01:51.40]And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient
[01:53.15]and it immediately destroys your life, that’s called a—
[01:56.90]Messagepocalypse!
[01:58.40]
[01:58.66]Get out of here, Steve Jobs!
[02:00.90]Guys, what about that lawyer chick? We’ve gotten really off track…
[02:05.14]She’s searching for the spare key
[02:07.40]Looked under the mat!
[02:09.65]It’s clearly hidden in that owl!
[02:15.40]Look in that flower pot, hurry!
[02:20.40]Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce
[02:24.65]Check the Buddha sconce
[02:26.14]Check the Buddha sconce!
[02:30.65]
[02:31.15]She did it!
[02:33.64]Now she can delete the text
[02:36.40]She won’t need to come up with a
[02:40.15]Textcuse!
[02:41.14]Texplanation!
[02:44.40]Textmergency just flows!
[02:46.65]
[02:46.90]No, dude, textastrophe, it’s what it is...
[02:48.65]
[02:48.90]Dude, she’s totally right.
[length:02:52.15]
[re:www.megalobiz.com/lrc/maker]
[ve:v1.2.3]
[00:01.15]Textmergency
[00:07.90]Time is running out
[00:10.65]You’ve got to act now
[00:13.15]Stay one step ahead
[00:14.40]Of that moronic text somehow
[00:17.65]
[00:20.16]There’s no turning back
[00:21.15]Here in the danger zone
[00:22.15]You’ve got to manually delete that text
[00:24.15]From that dude’s cell phone!
[00:27.66]
[00:28.15]Thank you, officers!
[00:29.15]Good luck, Rebecca!
[00:29.40]
[00:30.15]It's a—
[00:31.40]Textmergency
[00:32.41]
[00:32.65]Baby, can’t you see?
[00:34.40]Textmergency
[00:36.65]That term just occurred to me
[00:39.65]It’s gonna catch on instantly!
[00:41.64]Wait, what about
[00:42.40]Textastrophe?
[00:44.40]That sounds better to me!
[00:47.41]Textastrophe!
[00:48.90]That could really spread virally!
[00:51.40]I prefer textmergency
[01:03.41]I accidentally texted my mother-in-law
[01:05.40]A picture of my erection
[01:07.90]I once group texted my whole staff
[01:10.15]About my yeast infection!
[01:12.65]Exactly! It’s so relatable
[01:14.40]That’s why I coined the phrase:
[01:16.65]
[01:16.90]Textastrophe!
[01:18.90]That’s the meme, don’t you agree?
[01:21.90]All due respect
[01:23.40]Textmergency
[01:25.65]Is the better term, Miss C
[01:29.40]Hmmm, I wanna go with
[01:30.65]Textastrophe
[01:32.39]I already put it on Urban Dictionary
[01:38.40]
[01:38.66]You fools! It doesn’t matter what it’s called.
[01:39.89]That’s right, it’s me, the ghost of Steve Jobs!
[01:44.15]What matters is that I control your lives from the grave!
[01:46.65]Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones
[01:49.90]ha ha ha ha ha!
[01:51.40]And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient
[01:53.15]and it immediately destroys your life, that’s called a—
[01:56.90]Messagepocalypse!
[01:58.40]
[01:58.66]Get out of here, Steve Jobs!
[02:00.90]Guys, what about that lawyer chick? We’ve gotten really off track…
[02:05.14]She’s searching for the spare key
[02:07.40]Looked under the mat!
[02:09.65]It’s clearly hidden in that owl!
[02:15.40]Look in that flower pot, hurry!
[02:20.40]Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce
[02:24.65]Check the Buddha sconce
[02:26.14]Check the Buddha sconce!
[02:30.65]
[02:31.15]She did it!
[02:33.64]Now she can delete the text
[02:36.40]She won’t need to come up with a
[02:40.15]Textcuse!
[02:41.14]Texplanation!
[02:44.40]Textmergency just flows!
[02:46.65]
[02:46.90]No, dude, textastrophe, it’s what it is...
[02:48.65]
[02:48.90]Dude, she’s totally right.
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