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Lrc The Real Slim Shady by Eminem

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230632 - The Real Slim Shady by Eminem [04:31.20] 9 months ago
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[Intro]
[00:03.40]May I have your attention, please?
[00:06.31]May I have your attention, please?
[00:09.24]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.18]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:14.04]We're gonna have a problem here...

[Verse 1]
[00:17.50]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.70]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.35]And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:25.21]They first were divorced, suin' her over furniture (Agh!)
[00:27.59]It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.72]He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.91]And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
[00:35.32]Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
[00:37.18]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.77]"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:41.43]Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:44.11]Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:45.44]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:46.24]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:49.19]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:50.79]But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.86]"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:57.72]And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.84]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.98]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.62]Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.02]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:08.09]They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:09.42]We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
[01:11.27]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.95]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.54]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.20]But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.59]Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—

[Chorus]
[01:22.71]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.09]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.49]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:28.81]Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:32.01]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.13]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.52]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:37.85]Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 2]
[01:41.32]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
[01:43.71]Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
[01:45.83]You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.97]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:50.38]"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.51]Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:55.16]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:57.02]Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.67]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.82]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.95]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.33]"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
[02:08.73]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10.87]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
[02:13.26]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15.64]All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.77]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.95]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.10]Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:24.76]And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

[Chorus]
[02:27.14]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.27]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.66]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:35.38]Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:36.44]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.36]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.75]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:43.15]Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 3]
[02:45.54]I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you
[02:47.92]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50.05]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.44]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:54.87]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.98]And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:59.13]Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:01.52]Then you wonder: "How can
[03:03.11]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
[03:04.18]It's funny, ‘cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
[03:06.03]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.69]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:11.08]And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:12.96]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:15.08]He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.47]Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
[03:20.13]With his windows down and his system up
[03:22.79]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.64]And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:26.78]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.18]And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus]
[03:31.59]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.46]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.85]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:38.24]Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:40.63]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.15]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:47.53]Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:49.66]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:52.05]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.18]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:55.50]Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:58.96]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.48]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:05.88]Please stand up, please stand up?

[Outro]
[04:09.34]Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.91]Fuck it, let’s all stand up!