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Lrc The real slim shady by Eminem

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83425 - The real slim shady by Eminem [04:44.64] 3 months ago
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[00:02.67]May I have your attention, please
[00:05.43]May I have your attention, please
[00:08.67]Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[00:11.92]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[00:16.67]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:17.93]Ya'll act like you never seen, a white person before
[00:20.17]Jaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.92]And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before
[00:24.68]They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh)
[00:26.93]It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.68]He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he
[00:32.43]And said, nothing you idiots
[00:34.93]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Haha)
[00:36.67]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.17]Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.42]Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what
[00:42.94]Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though
[00:45.67]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.94]But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh)
[00:50.42]Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:52.93]But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose
[00:54.67]My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:57.17]And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss
[00:59.43]And that's the message, that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.67]And expect them not to know, what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.93]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.67]By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:09.18]We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us are cannibals
[01:11.44]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.71]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.68]Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww)
[01:18.42]But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.18]Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.67]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.68]All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:26.92]So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[01:29.18]Please stand up, please stand up
[01:31.67]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.93]All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:36.17]So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[01:38.43]Please stand up, please stand up
[01:40.42]Will Smith Don't gotta cuss in his raps, to sell records
[01:43.21]Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:45.43]You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:47.18]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.93]But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.17]Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.43]So you can, sit me here next to
[01:55.93]Britney Spear Shit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.68]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and
[02:00.67]And Fred Durst hear 'em argue over, who she gave head to first
[02:03.68]Little bitch put me on blast, on MTV
[02:05.68]Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
[02:08.19]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.42]And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
[02:13.17]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.69]So I have been sent here, to destroy you
[02:17.92]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.68]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.93]Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:24.18]And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.95]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.92]All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:31.19]So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[02:33.69]Please stand up, please stand up
[02:35.93]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.17]All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:40.42]So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[02:42.68]Please stand up, please stand up
[02:44.93]I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.42]Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin' room
[02:49.68]The only difference is I got the balls to say it, in front of ya'll
[02:52.68]And I don't gotta be false, or sugar-coat it at all
[02:54.92]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.42]And whether you like to admit it, [(Rip)] I just shit it
[02:58.67]Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:00.68]Then you wonder how can kids, eat up these albums like valiums it's funny
[03:03.92]'Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
[03:05.94]I'll be the only person, in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.17]Pinching nurses asses, while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:10.42]And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:12.69]In every single person there's a slim shady lurkin'
[03:14.67]Who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.18]Or in the parking lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:20.42]With his windows down, and his system up
[03:22.18]So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:24.42]And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:26.42]And be proud to be outta your mind, and outta control
[03:28.93]And one more time loud as you can, how's it go
[03:31.18]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.93]All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:35.69]So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:37.17]Please stand up, please stand up
[03:40.17]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.67]All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:44.68]So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:47.17]Please stand up, please stand up
[03:49.44]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.17]All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:53.93]So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:56.43]Please stand up, please stand up
[03:58.67]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.17]All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:02.93]So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[04:05.69]Please stand up, please stand up
[04:07.67]Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.42]Fuck it, let's all stand up