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Lrc Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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40473 - Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise [03:24.28] 1 year ago
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[00:12.58]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
[00:15.40]I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
[00:18.49]But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
[00:21.24]You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
[00:24.25]At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows
[00:27.25]Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
[00:30.50]And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
[00:33.00]Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
[00:36.00]I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
[00:39.00]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
[00:41.76]But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
[00:44.75]Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
[00:48.21]We been spending most our lives
[00:50.46]Living in an Amish paradise
[00:54.22]I've churned butter once or twice
[00:56.46]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:00.21]It's hard work and sacrifice
[01:02.21]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:05.96]We sell quilts at discount price
[01:08.22]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:11.33]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
[01:13.84]I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
[01:17.33]I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
[01:19.84]'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
[01:22.84]But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
[01:25.83]An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
[01:28.84]I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
[01:31.84]And my homies agree, I really look good in black, fool
[01:34.83]If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
[01:37.58]We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
[01:40.59]But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
[01:43.58]We're just technologically impaired
[01:46.08]There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
[01:49.09]Not a single luxury
[01:52.08]Like Robinson Crusoe
[01:55.10]It's as primitive as can be
[01:58.61]We been spending most our lives
[02:00.85]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:04.60]We're just plain and simple guys
[02:06.61]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:10.36]There's no time for sin and vice
[02:12.36]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:16.10]We don't fight, we all play nice
[02:18.36]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:21.78]Hitchin' up the buggy, churning lots of butter
[02:24.61]Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
[02:27.55]Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
[02:30.16]Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
[02:33.42]I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
[02:36.17]On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
[02:39.42]So don't be vain and don't be whiny
[02:41.67]Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[02:45.66]We been spending most our lives
[02:47.67]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:51.41]We're all crazy Mennonites
[02:53.66]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:57.17]There's no cops and traffic lights
[02:59.43]Living in an Amish paradise
[03:02.92]But you'd probably think it bites
[03:05.42]Living in an Amish paradise
[03:18.61]Yech