Beetlejuice The Musical - The Whole Being Dead Thing (DC Version)
[00:02.42] BEETLEJUICE THE MUSICAL - THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (DC VERSION) 2
[00:07.91] Hey folks! Beggin' your pardon
[00:10.66] 'Scuse me! Sorry to barge in!
[00:13.66] But let's skip the tears
[00:16.90] And start on the whole, ya know
[00:18.16] "Being dead" thing
[00:19.66] Death is so my oeuvre
[00:22.67] I make crossing over smoother
[00:25.91] Try to think of me as lube for
[00:28.16] The hole, (heh!) you know,
[00:29.91] The whole "being dead" thing!
[00:31.66] When you're dead ya gets regrets
[00:34.41] "We shoulda carpe'd way more diems
[00:36.16] Now we're never gonna see 'em
[00:37.67] I can show you what comes next
[00:40.16] So don't be freaked,
[00:41.66] Stay in your seats,
[00:43.16] I do this bullshit like eight times a week
[00:46.16] There is no heaven,
[00:47.16] There's no hell,
[00:47.92] No meaning far as I can tell.
[00:48.91] Are you depressed? You should be!
[00:50.16] Welcome to a show about death!
[00:53.41] You're... You're gonna be fine on the other side
[01:02.42] (Die, you're all gonna die, you're all gonna die!)
[01:04.91] I'll... I'll be your guide to the other side-
[01:13.91] It's part of the dead thing!
[01:15.41] Dies Irae
[01:16.90] Death is not the easiest so don't be nervous
[01:19.91] Oblivion can really make a girl feel worthless
[01:22.91] Everybody needs a good transition service
[01:25.66] When they pass
[01:26.41] That's me!
[01:27.41] I come with the "dead thing"!
[01:28.66] Death can have its ups and downs
[01:31.91] "My polio's completely cured!"
[01:33.42] "I left my baby uninsured!"
[01:35.16] Stick with me I'll show you 'round
[01:37.91] Everything is great here
[01:39.41] Lots of friends to make here
[01:41.16] They're sailing on a lake here
[01:42.41] There's a giant snake here!
[01:51.41] Welcome to a show about death!
[01:53.91] You're... You're gonna be fine...
[01:57.17] Thank you!
[01:58.41] On the other side...
[02:00.41] How you doing!?
[02:02.66] I'll... I'll be your guide...
[02:10.42] To the other side.
[02:13.91] Seriously though this is a show about death.
[02:21.66] Invisible when you're sad
[02:27.16] Clocks tick and phones still ring
[02:31.91] The world carries on like mad
[02:36.91] But nobody sees a thing
[02:42.41] Whispering behind their hands
[02:47.16] Lost for kind words to say
[02:52.41] Nobody understands
[02:57.41] And everyone goes away
[03:02.41] Grownups wanna fix things
[03:04.41] When they can't it only fills them with shame
[03:08.66] So they just look away
[03:12.91] Is it being greedy to need somebody to see me
[03:17.16] And say my name?
[03:32.91] Seems when you lose your mom
[03:38.41] No one turns off the sun
[03:43.66] Folks carry on, that's that
[03:47.66] You're invisible when you're sad
[03:55.92] Holy shit! A ballad already!? This show's got everything!
[04:02.16] (sings)
[04:02.66] You're just gonna love the folks here
[04:04.91] Everybody's dead so everybody smokes here
[04:07.91] Everyday I do, like, a ton of coke here-
[04:11.16] The whole--
[04:11.42] "Being dead" thing!
[04:14.16] The nightlife's hip, Aretha plays here
[04:17.16] Orgies last for several days here
[04:20.16] People tend to go both ways here
[04:22.91] They're like, "Bob Sheila"
[04:24.41] The whole "being dead" thing!
[04:26.42] Toss that body in the pit
[04:29.16] "Gosh it's awful"
[04:29.91] "Ain't it tragic?"
[04:30.67] "Blah blah bible jesus magic!"
[04:32.41] When you're dead who gives a shit?
[04:35.16] No pilates
[04:35.91] No more yoga
[04:36.66] Namaste, you fucking posers
[04:38.41] Baby, when you're toast you're toast
[04:40.66] And I'm the ghost you're gonna need the most
[04:44.16] You need a demon who's smart
[04:47.16] Helping you master the art
[04:49.91] So how 'bout we all make a start
[04:53.41] On the whole "being dead" thing
[05:02.16] God I hope you're ready for a show about death!
